Typ sucht ein Mädchen

In a world where dating can feel as confusing as assembling IKEA furniture without instructions, here I am—your charmingly quirky assembly guide! Picture this: a man who believes karaoke should be an Olympic sport and insists on reciting Shakespeare at the least opportune moments. My idea of bonding? Engaging in deep discussions about whether pineapple really belongs on pizza or indulging in absurd debates over which superhero would win in a tea-drinking contest.